too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(Source: bullied, via clestroying)

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barely on season four and goddamn i hate serena so much she is the most vile smug and whiny person on the fictional planet

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— Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone; Book quotes – 5/∞
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when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via pizza)

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